Stir and Trample

While wasting time waiting for the latest malfunction to bake or burn our Head Cook, I mean our Cook who heads, no that's not right. The Head which Cooks. Anyway the bloke who stirs and tramples, we don't have a liquidizer see, found this on his flip top commuter. OMG! Someone else has TBSA syndrome. We thought it under control. But lo tis not TBSA, nay tis worse.

Read on if you dare................

http://www.paniconaplate.com/

.....we are being told our food like our air will poison us.